If BC's Tax doesn't work
11/07/08 02:41 PM
Do not worry. Today’s leading scientists have things
well in hand. The fight to save the planet from
anthropogenic Global Warming caused by the insidious
method of releasing “Greenhouse Gases” into the
atmosphere is being fought, and won, on many fronts.
Today we pay tribute to the government led program from those progressives in Argentina, who have come up with the following solution to their major “Greenhouse Gas” emission problem.
This 21st century mechanism does exactly what you would think the very first time you see it. It effectively captures cow farts which, as every frightened Al Gore sycophant knows, is mostly methane and therefore BAD since methane is one of the deadly “Greenhouse Gases” that are destroying the planet and killing all of the Polar Bears.
The Argentinean scientists, working on a government grant to study this problem and come up with a solution, have calculated that up to 30% of Argentina’s annual Greenhouse Gas emissions emanate from the nether regions of the abundant cow population.
The Argentines could take a page out of the Quebec City playbook and utilise the clever device used by Caleche drivers and also capture cow flaps which, when dried, can be burned quite efficiently in that old campfire out there in the middle of the Pampas with happy Gaucho’s all around. The future is indeed bright.
Here in Canada, over 30% of our Hot air emissions (which surely come under the category of “Bad” gas) originate with Politicians. I eagerly await the engineering study that will be undertaken by the NRC to re-size and re-shape the Argentine solution to fit our emitters. I can see Elisabeth May and Stephan Dion dancing at the Inaugural ball wearing the socially responsible gas capture devices. The start of a new fashion trend for sure.
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Today we pay tribute to the government led program from those progressives in Argentina, who have come up with the following solution to their major “Greenhouse Gas” emission problem.
This 21st century mechanism does exactly what you would think the very first time you see it. It effectively captures cow farts which, as every frightened Al Gore sycophant knows, is mostly methane and therefore BAD since methane is one of the deadly “Greenhouse Gases” that are destroying the planet and killing all of the Polar Bears.
The Argentinean scientists, working on a government grant to study this problem and come up with a solution, have calculated that up to 30% of Argentina’s annual Greenhouse Gas emissions emanate from the nether regions of the abundant cow population.
The Argentines could take a page out of the Quebec City playbook and utilise the clever device used by Caleche drivers and also capture cow flaps which, when dried, can be burned quite efficiently in that old campfire out there in the middle of the Pampas with happy Gaucho’s all around. The future is indeed bright.
Here in Canada, over 30% of our Hot air emissions (which surely come under the category of “Bad” gas) originate with Politicians. I eagerly await the engineering study that will be undertaken by the NRC to re-size and re-shape the Argentine solution to fit our emitters. I can see Elisabeth May and Stephan Dion dancing at the Inaugural ball wearing the socially responsible gas capture devices. The start of a new fashion trend for sure.
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